Pretty scary morning. Our tour bus got stuck on a railroad track. Awoke to our tour manager Tom screaming, “Get up! Get off the bus. We’re stuck on a railroad track!!!” I was wearing no pants or glasses! Just tights and a shirt! Ha! It’s funny now looking back! I also did a cartoon style fall where my legs scrambled to avoid falling!! I fell on my ass despite my efforts!
Seriously though it was very scary! Our bus pulled out just in the nick of time. We were literally all about to jump off! We looked out the back windows to find a train about to pass where we were stuck just a moment before! Being in a band is apparently a very dangerous job! Eesh!
Bus is fine, we’re all fine, nerves have settled. I just lived a moment in an action film!!! Ha. Wow!
> > > A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital..
> > During her tour she
> > > passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
> > furiously.
> > >
> > >
> > > “Oh my GOD!” screamed the woman.
> > “That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he
> > > doing that?”
> > >
> > > The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
> > “I’m very sorry that
> > > you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
> > condition where his
> > > testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he
> > doesn’t do that at least five
> > > times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his
> > testicles could easily
> > > rupture.”
> > >
> > >
> > > ”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s
> > okay” said the woman. As they passed
> > > by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying
> > in bed while a nurse
> > > performed oral sex on him.
> > >
> > > Again, the woman screamed, “Oh my GOD! Now tell
> > me how that can
> > > be justified?”
> > >
> > >
> > > The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness,
> > better health plan.”
